Governor Goggles
Posted on October 8, 2003 at 7:02 am | No Comments
This morning, on the other side of the continent, California will wake slowly. With heavy eyelids, the taste of stale alcohol on their tongues, smelling like smoke and spilt liquor.
As they focus their bleary eyes, they’ll find themselves in an old friend’s apartment. Rolling over, they’ll see an all-too familiar face laying next to them, and it will dawn on them instantly, suddenly : “Oh, no. It’s Governor Schwarzenegger. What the hell did I do last night?” They crossed that line, and there’s no going back.
Sometimes I think I have this country figured out. Maybe we’re that bratty grade-school kid with a crush on the rest of the world. We don’t know quite how to express it, so we’ll punch them in the shoulder, tease them, call ’em names, ignore them, defy their united nations. Or we clumsily slip up in front of ’em, fumble our words, fall off the jungle gym, cockily swing a little too high, elect an action star or a failed oilman with a familiar name to run our government. All the while, everyone else is looking at us, shaking their heads, thinking … “You silly, silly little kid … when are you gonna grow up?”
Killing Time Online : Game Links
Posted on October 7, 2003 at 12:53 pm | No Comments
Finally pulled together a whole bunch of bookmarks, recommendations, and saved links to give you a new list of online shockwave / flash games on my gaming page.
The list so far…
Multiple Game Sites :
AONO Japanese Games
eBaum’s World Games
Gamescene Flash & Shockwave Arcade
HomestarRunner Games
I Smoke Crack
Midway Classic Games
MiniClip Games
NeoPets Gameroom
Newgrounds Games
Orisinal Flash Games
Owen’sWorld Flash Games
Penguin Arcade GamesIndividual Game Sites :
3D Pong
5 Finger Fillet
Armegatron (tron lightcycles – download)
Candystand Mini-Golf
Dark Tower
Defend the Castle
Fly Sui
Fly the Copter
Four Player Pong
Gyroball
Jesus Dress Up!
Michael Jackson Baby Drop
Mini-Putt
Mini-Putt 2
Monkey Lander
Nuke the Hamptons
Operation Slaps
Rock Paper Scissors
Russian Roulette
Scooter Death
Simon Swears
Snowcraft
Spank the Monkey
Speak & Spell
Spillet – Angry German FPS
Virtual Voodoo Doll
Way of the Exploding Stick
Xiao Xiao Stickfigure Gunfight
Got any favorites I’m missing? If any of these ones give you a brand new addiction, lemme know.
Don’t blame me when you get yourself fired, though. Seriously.